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A construction crew member found the Styxosaurus fossil, Mr. Dennis Roboto. When asked how he knew it was of interest, he stated, “I was walkin on the sidewalk, hotter than a match head, you know, hot town, summer in the city, back of my neck gettin’ dirty-n-gritty. So I stepped off the sidewalk into an area where the bulldozers had just pulled back the top layer of earth and noticed a large skull. At first, I thought it was a cow since it had been cow pasture, but the neck seemed long. I called over more crew, and we determined to call the EPA to ensure we could move forward. They stopped all construction after we realized what we found.”
Universal Pictures has contacted The Viera Company asking permission to film the excavation to use it in future Jurassic Park/World feature films. They will seek local actors for background extras and a few minor speaking roles. Jeff Goldblum and Laura Dern were asked for comments about this recent discovery. Goldblum said, “I cannot believe it” to which Dern replied, “You are fooling yourself if you don’t believe it.”
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